- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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