- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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