Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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