Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Women's professional sports

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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