- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Penis.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??