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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

But who would want to sell us out and why?

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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