Two guys walk into a bar.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Charlie Sheen

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

13 =B you just learned something

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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