There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Anti Joke

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