How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

smell the vitamin C

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Seven

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Chuck norris

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Matt is a Duster!

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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