SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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