What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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