why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

this is not a drill.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

L's I's that took Viagra.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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