- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

guest what i love pancakes

John Cena

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Gingers.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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