i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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this is not a joke.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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