- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Banana Hamock.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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