Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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