Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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knock knock There's no door

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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