a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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