- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Your Mother

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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