Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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