Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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