- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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