- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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