- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

this is not a drill.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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