Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Loperson

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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