- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Prostitution is bad.......

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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