My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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It says so on your cap.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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