Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Turkey Balls

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Black people stink of shite!

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Women can vote? WTF

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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