s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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