Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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im saul and i love cock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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