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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

cancer

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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