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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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