- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

identical jokes get different votes.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Banana Hamock.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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