What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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