What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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the holocaust

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People...

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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... Chan chan

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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