- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

tommy is retared

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Neil Lewis

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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