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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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