what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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this is stupid .... yep

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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