why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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