Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Click here to end the world.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Gingers.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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