what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

vote this down and i will DOX you

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Homonyms should be band.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

masturbating on a tarc bus

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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