- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What's your guys names?

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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