It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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I just drank a cola.

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Soccer...

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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