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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Your Mother

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Penis.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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