What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Chuck norris

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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