Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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I regret everything.....

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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ecks! why zee?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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