- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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