What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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karn chevalier

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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