Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Yock

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Once upon a time, The end.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Anti Joke

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