- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

A chicken walked into the bar...

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

the economy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

A chicken walked into the bar...

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

the economy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

im not black, im Joseph Kony

lybia

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania