So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Guess who is violent. Osama

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Wanker

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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