- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Life

well use a tissue!

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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