I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What black and has children A black man

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

whos district champs not JM

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