- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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