So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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