How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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This joke is funny

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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