What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Justin Bieber

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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