- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

im not black, im Joseph Kony

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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