- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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