what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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all jokes aside...

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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A man makes a sandwich.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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a seal walks into a club.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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