- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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