If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Women's rights

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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