Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

hi bye

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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