- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

im gey

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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