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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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