- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

I like colin but not as much as apple

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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