Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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