- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

A chicken walks into a barn.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

whats polish and black a polish black person

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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