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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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