"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

How do you make a car? You build it.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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