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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute