What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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