Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Matt is a Duster!

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Chuck norris

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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willie revilame

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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