So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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