Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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