- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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