A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Justin Bieber

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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