Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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