The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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