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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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