An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

i love to lick...

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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