- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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