- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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