Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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